That Good Good

I have been prompted to write a blog about the power of the penis.
Every person that I pitched the idea to told me that it would be more beneficial to write a blog about the power of the vagina...since it seems like it is deemed more powerful than the penis.
However, I decided that it wouldn't make sense for me to write that blog because I have never experienced the power of vagina. I've never had vagina...I don't know what it feels like and I don't know how a powerful vagina is introduced or the power it would have over me.
SO I'll stick to what I know.
The power of the penis.
NOT just any penis...but good penis. In the sense that when that penis is slayed on you...you don't know how to act...in short you become deaf dumb and blind.
For example, sometimes, we become spectators in our friends relationships, usually this occurs when they are going bad...because when things are good we they don't complain.
So when we begin to hear the complaining and the lists of the things wrong in our friend's relationships usually our first response is to work it out and if it just seems beyond hope we tell our friend to let it go. The friend may verbally agree, comply, and "move on" from the situation.

• Let me be clear, I am not talking about any old friend. I mean the friend that usually seems mentally and emotionally stable. The one that is always more logical in their situations and know when the time is up. The friend that when a relationship has run its course has no problem saying good-bye.

BUT a month later this very friend comes back speaking of the same mate they should've let go thirty days prior. As a friend we begin to wonder if things are so bad why are you returning...
THE POWER OF GOOD PENIS!

She isn't returning for the void that was left due to him leaving...she's stronger than that. She doesn't feel like she requires the love of the opposite sex to feel complete, because she loves herself enough. She definitely doesn't need the financial support because "she got her own..." But you know what she can't provide for herself...GOOD PENIS!

We hear all these songs about BOBs (battery operated boyfriends) and how essential they are in the lives of women who are usually too busy or not patient enough to sustain a real life one...but once you experience that GOOD PENIS...you'd rather take the baggage that comes along with it and returning to BOB is no longer an option...

The baby momma, the momma's boy, the no job, the lack of education, the lack of ambition, the absence of his own car...now seems so minor...
Good penis will let you ignore all the flaws...
until that penis no longer wants your complacent behind...and you're stuck with memories formed and a laundry list of problems that seemed to linger while the penis moved on.

(Now, if you read this and you don't quite understand what Im talking about...you've probably never had good penis...and it may be better that you don't... unless that good penis comes with an even BETTER man...!)